That’s because they’ve never worked a day in their lives.

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This is available as a 2 or 3-pack of 14 pairs... what are you doing, eating them too?

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This is available as a 2 or 3-pack of 14 pairs... what are you doing, eating them too?

"When we believe a sock goes missing, we immediately chalk it up to some supernatural force eating our laundry."

So which one do you have the Featured Image for this article?... the red aluminum one.

Vote: SMB + XBMC

"Quickly tell whether the highway exit will be on the left or the right"

I don't think I would need to pair with 10 devices, but almost!

I need these. Seriously. I don't even drink espresso, but if I did, these would be on my kitchen counter yesterday (or in the cupboard as my lovely wife would probably prefer).

.... "which combines a unidirectional front mic and a bi-directional side mic. By adjusting the level of the side mic, you can essentially tune the pair to pick up from a 30-degree to 150-degree swath of stereo field."

Anonymous now has a new target.

"Lifehacker reader Michele Parsons uses this clever trick for her car phone charger, since the plug isn't a tight fit and one end kept coming unplugged."

What about blinding other people while you're on the phone? When me and my wife are on road trips, the glare from the front of her phone always seems to catch me right in the face when I'm driving. This would be horrifically worse.

I guess Whitson doesn't fly much.... last time I checked they would never let you take this much liquid on a plane.

Honey badger?

Now if only we can find a way to sneak this into Arizona's drinking water supply...

"It's almost as if you're supposed to keep the phone upside down in your pocket."

Was that Jodie Foster at the very end? What the....

Or makes his very own new one....

Oh I'd love one please.

People..... it's a green screen trick.