Outdoors, Melanie? .... really? Outdoors?

How about the fact that these places can't tell their governments how unhappy they are without pissing off "Dear Leader" and being thrown in prison for the rest of their lives? That would make me tell 'em I'm happy REAL quick-like.

And how exactly are you supposed to "sprinkle" "wet" coffee grounds?

Personally, I probably wouldn't take someone else's information in this way.

"Production of cars like the Prius could slow down dangerously."