Nailed it. Best response yet.

Here's where things get especially nutty: Valve collaborates with pro players to test maps. They're supposed to report these sorts of findings straight to the Counter-Strike creator, not save them up like a squirrel preparing for the coldest, most famine-ridden winter or an emergency moment in a pro squirrel…

Why? He was always my favorite and the one I played as in countless games.

I may be getting a One first because I have XboxLive already and don't want to keep it AND get PS Plus and literally NO ONE I know owns a PS4. Not a one. I want a PS4 but it just doesn't make sense now.

Nope, it's very shallow and dumb. Thems the facts.

It's really not a good movie. It's so simplistic and boring I can't take it. It has no deep meaning, it's dumb shit for babbys.

Purple guy (presumably a guard) kills the kid outside Fredbear's Diner. That kid becomes the puppet, and then more murders occur. The puppet resurrects the kids as the animatronics and boom. That's what the minigames tell at least.

Wait, what? It is a prequel. It's been made clear.

You've seen the rail gun they have I assume? 5,000mph projectile.

I'm kind of a beer snob, but not enough of one because I absolutely HATE that detailed lacing/foaming talk. It's so snobbish it's beyond belief.

Why would you ever go to Western MA? Ugh!

This wasn't done by GSP? BLASPHEMY!

They basically did what you do in GTA to hide from the cops, and it worked. Go figure.

GOD DAMNIT SCHILLING I LIKED YOU AND I STILL OWN A JERSEY WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!

No, you pretty clearly sound like you're saying "DRM exists because of you for pirating" when the reason for pirating can be because of the DRM, or a bunch of other reasons.

That's not always true, Gawker Media commenters are fucking stupid and I've had a dozen people go full idiot on posts that were straightforward.

Make a gay worth paying for. HA.

Um, no. Pirates tend to buy more media and Gabe Newell knows what's up for example.

The Foo Fighters are so fucking boring it's amazing. Grohl is a good musician too, Tenacious D and Probot alone show that. Yet...the Foo Fighters are snooze inducing grandpa rock.

Yep, I'd buy that game.