I dunno what the fuck is going on around here all of a sudden...but I ain’t sayin’ no either.

So, believe it or not... it was even worse than that.

If 1 in 4 cars are old enough to drive themselves then why aren’t there more autonomous cars?

My fleet averages 18 years old. And my oldest vehicle is my daily lol.

I used to go to this place in Atlanta, and if you know it, you know it. It’s called Jack’s Pizza and Wings, right there off Highland. It’s a dive bar that serves pizza and wings, and also super cheap beer. Back in 2009, they were still serving $1 pints of “Old 4th Ward” which I’m pretty sure was just Miller.

Let’s not all scream about the sky falling just yet okay?

I have a teenage daughter (who drives a 3-pedal TJ - good parent, or great parent?).  I often ask her to stop speaking teenager and instead speak something we understand, like english or spanish.  I cannot imagine being a HS teacher ...

“Gas”. I’ve heard “gas”, as in “this pizza is gas” or “check out that gas Fiat”, used as a term to describe how dope something is.

I have never seen one of these being driven “gently”

Why do I have to keep assking y’all to stop telling people how good old Boxsters are? I need them to be scary for like 2 more years so I can finally buy one.

Boxster is a better Miata. There, I said it. 

Yeah, I think I'd only buy one of these if I was interested in keeping it long-term. Depreciation on options is bad, but when those options are 10+ % of the list price, that's worse. I also think this is just a segment that is not likely to hold its value well unless you're a Honda or Toyota. Not a lot of people who…

Have you considered running for Jalop President?

Why? To take the heat off the Aztek?

Is it me or do crossovers keep looking more like minivans without sliding doors?

The lenders are also offering Hertz an upgrade towards 1% off future loans for just $20 million extra, but only if they sign up now. Not interested? How about $10 million to upgrade to our Premium Midsize Luxury Medium Standard class of loans, which offer more lenient Debt-to-Equity covenants and a bimonthly borrowing…

Some people can’t have multiple cars. Some people take on vacation a year and choose for that to be spent overlanding. The same rigs you see out on the toughest trails still go to work during the week and stop at the mall for pants. You track your sports car 90% of the time? You bitch that people drive around in their…

If you’ve got any significant commute, a comfortable heated seat and a good stereo are far more valuable to most people than any of the go-fast bits on an Si. I'd be a bit dubious about adding a bunch of options unless I was going to keep it for the long haul, though. I'm guessing depreciation is not going to be kind…

If you’re into a Civic Si, this car isn’t for you. But... it’s way more comfortable. For people who care more about that than a great-shifting 6MT, this is a better way to go.

I’ll give you a star for the first ever usage of “I miss my Malibu Maxx” on Jalopnik.