Cuz Peeps have lost their Mother Bleeping Minds with the obsession with SUVs, CUVS, and Trucks.

Just pray to might Zeus that they don’t bring back those little chrome plated plastics, where the one effin’ beam of sunlight outside will reflect directly in your eye, no matter how much you move your head or which direction you’re driving... Always. In. Your. Eye.

Those weren’t experiments. Those are the baseline.

“... your weird friend on the day after a poorly-chosen haircut experiment”

Want to get confused?

The headlining picture looks to be a Trailblazer Equinox, not a Blazer.

The Wrangler is a license for FCA (excuse me, Stellantis) to print money. There’s a waiting list for used ones. It’s the 4 wheel counterpart to a Harley, a cosplaymobile (for most buyers, let’s be honest). The accessories the parts dept. can sell are more profitable than the whole Fiat lineup.

ROKU, futhermockers. ROKU.

If Trump understands Bitcoin well enough to use it, he probably SENT these guys some cybermoney.

DYNAMIC FORCE ENGINE DYNAMIC SHIFT CVT DYNAMICALLY GROUNDED TO THE DYNAMIC GROUND.

Because Erik doesn't know shit about cars.  Musk is all he's got.

Apparently the AMG GT Black Series has a flat crank configuration; so it’s not just more boost and a body kit. That being said, it doesn’t sound all that impressive. Half the fun of having a flat crank is the noise... I guess I can blame the turbos.

This guy really lives in your mind rent free huh?? Everyday its another complaint or nag about him. Can we get back to things like the top 10 lists we all used to love?? Im tired of seeing what he ate for breakfast or what shoes he decided to wear. The AMG GT Black Series was just shown off, why cant we read about…

4x4 is standard, with a more advanced system for hard core off road enthusiasts is available on higher trim versions, there is no 4x2 version of the Bronco.

Here is how the thought process goes for me: I’ll buy it then when the engine goes, do an Ls swap. How it would really go: Engine goes boom, I’ll come back to it in a month when I have time. Vacation time: guess I can look into that Ls idea, I’ll just wash it instead. Some time later: why am I getting a letter from…

That’s NP.

My wife and I have been together for over 12 years now, and we very rarely fight. We actually got into a pretty bad argument earlier over the Bronco, as I told her I’m buying one for my DD and finally throwing a blower on my 2019 Mustang GT. She was not having any of it, and triumphantly proclaimed SHE will be the one…

Is it me, or the do the steelies look really good on it? They go with the whole retro thing.

This fucking year I swear.  You can't catch your breath without something horrible happening.  He was one of my favorite Mythbusters along with Jamie and Kari.  I'll always fondly remember him beating a polygraph test and having this hilarious but still relatable victory breakdown.  Poor guy, rest in peace.

I think the TaGaz Aquila is really not a bad design. The basic styling and proportions are attractive and sporty. It’s just been let down by an inexperienced manufacturing team and somewhat crude engineering. If a western or asian manufacturer had done this to modern standards it would be pretty damn neat. Fix the…