I’d take it, but I still would pay the thing off the day the warranty runs out. Payments or repairs, never both on the same car for me. If I can’t pay it off in within the factory warranty terms, I can’t afford that car.

Chipotle is almost as gross as Fancy Kristen doing less fancy things. Gross.

And bills tied to your address...  I had my W-2, and they wouldn’t accept it because my company is based out of state (I chalk it up to poor training, but tell that to the local DMV).

If we were to tomorrow start following the South Korean model of test-and-quarantine, rinse-and-repeat, we’re looking at resuming something resembling post-COVID-19 economy by Summer.

It is a HUGE pain in the neck. I have a passport, but then you need something to prove your social security number. As a partner at my firm, I don’t have a w-2 or paystub (or any other common method of proving my SS number), so I had to find my social security card, which I hadn’t seen in about 30 years (it was with…

You know something is mis-firing when you show up with a Passport, a birth certificate, a Social Security Card, 3 bills from your current address, a pay stub, a bank statement and are told that isn’t enough to get a Real ID.

Too rotten hard to get an enhanced license. I fly with my passport card. easier to get.

Nah, we’re good, but stay where you are.

There likely will be a baby boom in 9 months

As a country? Our Government is about to pass a stimulus package that could top out around $6 trillion when all is said and done (it can go higher.) Why that much? Because we typed a bunch of zeros and nobody can stop us. We are building hospitals everywhere. We ordered companies to make more of everything and they…

Funny story:

yes but that would look poor

“Did you train the new guy? He’s already gotten 25 cars out and is on his 26th! I wonder how he does it.”

In other news: Lamborghini is still Lamborghini even after the Audi takeover.

I’ve been lucky to know about the C-111 since I was a kid wearing shorts to school thanks to Trump cards. When I was a teenager I found a magazine that told its story and showed pictures of the concept next to the speed record cars.

The US should do this to all lifted and coal-rolling pickups, but then not return them. It will be a net win for every American who has had to suffer through years of sharing the road with obnoxious pickup truck drivers.

She’s just trying to communicate to people she doesn’t really understand with language she thinks they will understand. I appreciate the effort, at least.

She’s actually competent though. Maybe a little weird. But competent.

Hey Mike, how much have you donated?

Came to Jalopnik today to read about car stuff. Left dissapointed that Jalopnik finds a way to bitch about someone donating money/resources, when the donating entity doesn’t have to do it at all.