That sort of thing is not my bag! 

HALLUCINATING THERE ARE SNAKES IN SCROTUM SO HE RUBBER BANDED HIS TESTICLES SO THEY DON’T ESCAPE

“PLAYING VIDEO GAME AND TWISTED AND INJURED TESTICLE”

I’ll bet 99% of the injuries on this list were directly preceded by someone yelling “HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!”

WAS WORKING ON HIS CAR WHEN THE HOOD OF THE CAR SLAMMED DOWN ON HIS PENIS AND RIPPED OUT HIS PIERCING

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

SOMEONE STEPPED ON A RAKE AND ITS HANDLE STRUCK HIM IN THE TESTICLES

SWELLING TO PENIS AFTER USING PENIS PUMP

HAD BEEN CHOPPING HOT PEPPERS. WENT TO RESTROOM AND TOUCHED HIS PENIS. USED BLEACH TO TRY TO CLEAN PENIS

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

WAS SLIDING DOWN A FLAG POLE FROM THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE CUTTING PENIS

TIED OFF HIS TESTICLE AND PENIS WITH STRING TO KEEP HIS HARDON DURING SEX

Technically, the bare minimum is always absolutely nothing, my friend.

I’d be in it for the free rides everywhere. She never has to walk again.

As a tall women I will never be able to relate to this shit but they seem cute and happy so!!!

This is what I do if I have 5min to spare. Give them the benefit of the doubt for 4-5min of them not moving. Call them, and just say “I have all the time in the world, so I’m not canceling. You can cancel if you want, but you’re going to be waiting a long time if you don’t.” They can’t take other rides until they…

I didn’t read the xoJane site but my absolute first reaction to this post is that it’s a shame that the archive was deleted. Good, great, bad, sucky — the articles are an historical record and should be left alone for future readers to discover and decide for themselves if the content is worthwhile. Not only that,…

Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

xojane turned into an absolute shitshow at the end of it’s time, but there were some decent articles for a time. I think it’s a shame the archive was deleted.

How is he not Trump’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development? These are precisely the qualifications sought by this administration. Ben Carson has no experience in the purview of HUD, but Jared has actual, experiential HOSTILITY to it, which is even “better” in that crowd; see: DeVos, Betsy.