But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?
But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?
he wasn’t even in fear for his life, he just did it because she wasn’t listening to him.
I don’t understand this mindset at all. He’s cheating? He’s a big jerk? Divorce him and take him for all he’s worth! Aside from the immorality of murder, why would you risk being jailed or executed? Okay, you hate him - you can hate him safely from afar and enjoy gouging him for all the alimony you can get. People are…
The unnamed donor allegedly texted Finlay that “we should get like half a kilo and pour it over the ABT [American Ballet Theatre] girls and just violate them.”
Oh hey, photographed by Terry Richardson? Why am I not even the slightest bit surprised. Rapists find each other. Ugh.
People stay even longer for failure to pay whatever fees associated with why they were in jail initially. Stuff like normal court fees. Its war on the poor.
“A county district attorney who investigated the case neglected to press charges, arguing that they did not exhibit any “cruel, oppressive or malicious treatment” toward Coltrain.”
Came here for Angel. There’s not nearly enough Smile Time love in these comments. The best, weirdest things come out of Ben Edlund’s brain.
Are white people.... okay?
The percentage of pop culture stories I stumble across with names I don’t recognize at all has really started to skyrocket since I became a parent. I was never exactly on the cutting edge of pop culture even when I was a teenager, and I got fuddier and duddier as I slipped into my twenties and early thirties, but I…
Excuse me but “Debbie’s baby” has a name, and his name is Baby Randy. Capital “B” capital “R” and he is TV’s best TV baby thankyouverymuch.
I’m going bake many pies to celebrate...
Thank you, Jalopnik, for posting this. A lot of people on your twitter reacted angrily- “He’s dead so what does it matter” and “wow this has nothing to do with cars”. But its important, because he WAS such a big part of the auto community and because F&F is part of modern automotive culture. It’s creepy and predatory- …
This made my skin crawl. Yeah he was a good person over all, a passionate and down to earth guy. But still. What the fuck, man?
Snark is a powerful drug.
about which I am really trying to muster some freaking empathy.
Now, see, if you drag him behind a dumpster, and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat that is still in it’s packaging, it’s not assault. Because you didn’t take the weapon out of it’s packaging. So it’s not REAL assault.
My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.
He should be thankful he got away with such a pathetically light sentence and work on becoming a better man, not trying to weasel out of the single real consequence for his actions.
If I had a lot of free time on my hands, I would create an instagram dedicated to all the stupid injuries people sustain when trying to get instagram likes