She appears to be wearing a size 2 cup sizes to small. It’s hard to know for sure due to the “arms above head” pose, which helps hide overflow: Breasts are pulled in at the sides and stretched a little, hiding the “double boobs” and overhang under the arms that she would have with her arms relaxed.

To me, that shows John sincerely cares about Kanye. I would have been too pissed to create a positive.

Goddamn Angela Bassett is so fucking beautiful

I haven’t heard that, but I like it. Any label that 1) it approved by people under it and 2) cuts down on the number of letters is probably a good thing.

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

“shoplifting”

I assumed he was dead or had been rotting in jail in a different state for decades. The idea he’s not only alive, but a former cop, and was apparently in California this whole time is ... wow.

MLM’s are cult-like, so no wonder the messaging is so similar. I don’t think I could get sucked too far into either one - not because I’m too smart for it, but because I’m much, much too lazy.

PM me.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…

I am not a parent either, and I think you and I are probably around the same age - the internet was around for some of my youth but it’s a whole new ballgame now. I honestly have no idea how you even begin to parent around ubiquitous, easy-to-hide internet access.

Do you think? Like, is Lil Tay’s existence entirely internet video based? Is it possible she has a totally normal home life and her parents have no idea? Oh my god, can you even imagine having a fourth grader, spending your five quiet minutes on the shitter scrolling Jezebel, and coming across your daughter as Lil…

I grew up super sheltered so I am never quite sure what’s “normal” for media/pop culture exposure, but at nine I was lining up my troll doll collection (by height, natch) for “class pictures” and sewing clothes for my barbies. This seem...extreme for a kid. This girl didn’t learn this stuff on her own and it makes me…

this movie is almost a decade old now, what! time flies, i guess.

I’m betting she’s really in her 30s, kind of like that weird horror movie from a few years ago.

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

LIVE THE EXPERIENCE

People will show up at the theater and there’s no movie and the only thing to eat is a half bag of stale raisinettes someone found on the floor.

Right? I’m getting some boxed wine, a frozen pizza, and some Sour Patch Kids and watching the FUCK outta this.

1. Promote festival you can’t possibly deliver on. Then instead of fleeing the country, hang around to see how it plays out.