I would cut a bitch for some chocolate babka right now.

I would love to see it in a theatre. I wish one of my profs would've actually shown that instead of asking me to sit through Dreams a million times (though I love Dreams, to be fair).

As someone who hasn't yet been able to watch 2001 without falling asleep, I would feel much better about it winning than something like Fifth Element, which is a movie I've watched a bajillion times (b\c it's fun), but which is a movie I think is not a good film.

I was embarrassed for you b\c I thought you were randomly talking about Twilight. Then when I realized what was going on, I was just embarrassed for myself.

As if I would need another excuse to have a drink a day.

It took me a second too, so here goes: Getting older causes women's (people's) faces to change. Some of these people then get plastic surgery to make changes to these changes because they don't like the changes that nature made. Did that make any more sense?

In college we referred to this as bent-over boyfriend.

I think she says candidate Obama to indicate that these were words spoken before he was elected. Not that I ever want to give her credit for anything.

Then I too shall hop on the moron bus because I rather enjoyed that movie.

This will also be showing at the Cincinnati Museum Center's OmniMax theatre, which is even more intense than regular IMAX. I am stoked about checking it out.

I totally forget that dolphins are fucking huge compared to humans. Too much Lisa Frank as a child has brainwashed me into believing they're light as air. And shoot rainbows out of their asses. (Though Cracked has pretty much cured me of that misconception. The asshole dolphin prolly did it on purpose.)

Phew! So glad someone else caught that!

(I realize that my comment sounds more mean-spirited than I intended and I also realize that this is Giz and not io9. Oops!)

Haha. You're joking right? On a site run mostly by women with a ton of female commenters? Many of whom love both Batman and Star Wars?

I did too. No worries. (Or maybe it just means that I too need a hobby.)

Although I pretty much only care about the Mighty Morphin' incarnation of the Power Rangers (despite my icon being from the MMPR -> Ninja transition period)...knowing this episode exists is making my heart swell with unspeakable joy.

OMG I wanted that flute so so so so much. I'm gonna go play with my Megazord now...

I've dated guys outside of my race who still had similar features to me. It kinda freaked me out.

I basically refuse to believe any details from a human interest story that comes from The Daily Mail

"It feels like I'm having sex with a baggy." -a guy about the FC2