I could totally get behind The Incredible Mr. Limpet getting remade as a horror film.

@ammre: Woah! thanks for the explanation! I'm actually okay with this frock aside from the metal torture devices.

@RizzRustbolt: That would be lovely.

I personally think it's imperative for the children to see Daddy eating through Mommy's womb. If they are old enough to read about it, then I think it's important for them to be able to see the true nature of the violence. Without the images to correspond with this gruesome scene, the kids won't really have a deep…

@evildead1971: Hahaha. A spoiler being the thing that ruins Twilight...that's funny.

Ok, yeah. This board would motivate me to start playing chess again. It would make my losses even more epic.

@browngirlinthering: Trust me, it sounds completely insane even while reading it.

@OMG a Girl Gamer: This is totally the first thing I'm doing as soon as I get home. I don't need to eat dinner.

@SalutLaMiss...: I'd been petitioning to have Paul Verhoeven to direct this, but alas, my efforts were in vain.

I like #10. It's like if King Kong was a communist.

@graviton1066002: Did you see those movies when they first came out? And feel that way then? I'm just curious. I wasn't even born yet.

@SupaChupacabra: Haha. I totally thought the Hungarian one was Polish.

@Bill-Lee: I've been a fan of her body for much longer than that.

Wait...am I the only non-Rodriguez fan around these parts?

ERW was better than last time, though. I'm hoping she'll actually become palatable by the end of the season.

@freestylewalker: I read it your way the first time and then "I don't know any question" the second. Either way, good luck to her. She seems like a smart cookie and no college is going to turn her down, anyway.

@Nell_fersher:

@TomSkylark: I completely agree with you.

@RawheaD: I think if you skim through the comments, you'll see that a lot of people don't think it was satire...or don't see that there was an actual thought process behind the satire. "It's an action movie with jokes!" No. No it was not.

@A Small Turnip: Still can't picture it. It's the ham. I could imagine peanut butter with chicken...but I can't quite get it with the ham. I guess I'll just have to try it.