@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My favorite story about Brody is from my friend who was in a club when Brody showed up. He apparently asked around to see if there were any models there and then promptly left when he realized there weren't.

@sybann: My thoughts exactly.

@la.donna.pietra: Snowboarding.

@Kit Cloudkicker: I must admit that's creepier than anything I was envisioning.

@H_is_for_Heretic: Stop trying to turn me on.

@toadaleh: I wish. *sigh*

@nowmedusa: I dunno...sperm is a renewable resource, right? Or is there something about Mr. Gallo that I don't know...?

@gertymac: I wish we had a Trader Joe's.

I have about two sips left of wine. And I am not as buzzed as I would like to be. And I only have $10 in my account until I get paid next week. But I want to be buzzed and watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and cry.

@SUNNY1: She's busy fucking Brad Cooper and making horrible, horrible, horrible movies.

@ablative: I just watched that movie last week! It was even better than I thought. a.m.a.z.i.n.g.

@TimFritz: I generally prefer my coffee black and unsweetened...but this week, feeling crazy, I mixed it with a soy drink mix and then added honey. I recommend the honey part.

@HallelujahRIP: Totally just saw it for the first time the other day and I have to agree. Tarantino at his best.

@rosie.the.riveter: Mine is craving brownies. I'm trying to satisfy it with white zinfandel instead.

Katy Perry has always sorta rubbed me the wrong way...but seriously, I have come to the conclusion that she and Russell probably have more fun together than any two people on earth. I mean, it's probably not true, but I'm enjoying my fantasy of their life.

@Hooplehead: I wondered if this is just a general cycle of life or if my generation is just excessively hyperbolic.

@Andalucía: Please, @starberry, correct me if I'm wrong, but I interpreted this comment as being an example of a joke just being a joke.

I think Kylie's outfit is the most awesome thing I've seen this week.

Dear Miley,

Flo reminds me of one of my best friends growing up. Even at her perkiest, there's an undertone of subversion. Yeah, she went to school for graphic design and had to take this sales job soon after she graduated and now realizes that she's probably stuck there for life...but she's not going to try to make the best of…