@LaComtesse: Consider me the person who immediately joins in the slow clap.

@Algren: "Ohhhhhhhh!" EoB said out loud to no one in particular.

Nigel is the reason I believe in wedding rings. His bare fingers are just leading us all on.

@Capricornucopia: Haha. No thanks. Yeah, I don't think big muscles are sexy...Javier is just sexy.

@DonnaPirana: I'm deleting my comment b\c it doesn't adequately address the points you bring up. Have a nice day. :)

@Capricornucopia: Ok, I think Javier Bardem is a sexy mcsexy pants, but I totally hear you.

Guys, it's obviously the poison he's putting in her oatmeal. A young man will only marry an older woman for her money, obvs. And an older man has to try to get rid of her so he can upgrade (downage). Unfortunately for him, the poison works a little too slowly.

@Queenjulie: Haha. I just went through almost the same thought process...except it ended in, "I totally love Tim Meadows!"

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Ugh. I believe in allowing people to change and grow for their mistakes, but that moment pretty much sealed him as a douchebag in my mind.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Whitley was to me what Vercua Salt was to a lot of other little girls: I knew she was a horrible person, but I liked her a lot anyway. (At least we got to see Whitley's softer side from time to time.)

@Valkyrie607:

Yeah, this is annoying and offensive...but seriously, let me know if they start casting for BAPS.

@blametheredline: Yeah, but they're good names. At least it didn't spawn an army of Renesmees. I imagine names became common when they enter into the public conscious...so a woman might not even be a Twilight fan but constantly hears the name Bella and goes, "That's really pretty. And hey, it means beautiful. Consider…

I think it would suck to be one of five other people in a room with the same name.

@Tchotchke: Sad to say, I have met these not-so-gentle-men who prefer blondes (in a blonde-or-nothing kinda way).

Is Ackerman's outfit causing anyone else to start singing, "Dance magic dance..."?

@LarstheLibrarian: The problem might be her acting.

NYU graduation?

I'm on Team not Convinced, but I must say that Jezebel's coverage of Maxim's Hot 100 helped me get this question right at Quiz Night last night.

Gah! Multi post! Sorry.