I mean, so is Geralt, haha. Even ‘nice’ Geralt is an accidental ass most of the time.

Picking Yen and then doing the Last Wish quest with her is an inspired bit of storytelling that really shows why their utterly flawed romance is so good. I think Yen is an excellent choice for two incredibly flawed characters.

This seems a bit weird to me; it’s a super personal job with lots of face-to-face human interaction, and Lyft straight up encourages folks to sit up front as part of their marketing campaign.

You colossal idiot. I’m 100% against private prisons. They all need to be abolished and our entire justice system turned towards rehabilitation. We are the only country in the world with such an extensive private school system, and you are suggesting that we double down on it and straight up abolish the public system.

I clicked this link and the thumbnail I was immediately greeted with was ‘President Paul Ryan Funeral’ and, God help me, I smiled. I smiled wide and hard.

As long as it gets him riled up and acting like a 4-year old whose parents won’t buy him his seventh candy bar, so he can throw a temper tantrum on national TV and continue to prove how much of a shitstain he is, it’s all fine by me.

It is definitely messed up. It’s an imperfect solution, there’s no doubt about that. But the answer to an imperfect solution certainly shouldn’t be to return to the original problem, as these representatives would like to do.

It does. From this moment onwards, whenever I play an open-world game, Rather than marveling at their size, I will become frustrated by their limitations if they don’t allow me to interact on a fundamental level with the game world and genuinely go wherever I want.

Because it’s an illusion of choice. You’re talking about taking the world’s most horrible for-profit college system and applying it to our primary schools.

And it’s a garbage system for our colleges too! College tuition is horrifically expensive and locks the best colleges away from low-income families, you. Are. Full of it.

Yeah I don’t believe you for a fucking second. You talk so nobly about how it’s about ‘choice’ and how you’d be giving those parents a great deal, but you’re full of it. Pushing this agenda for private schools, give me a break. Go back to your Betsy DeVos shrine and throw a few more shillings in its pot.

I thought I’d purged this from my memory

Trees, cliffs, houses, damn near everything is climbable, and all of the climbing is completely freeform. No pre-determined paths made out of vines in sight!

Yes! Giving the player pretty much all of the important tools for manipulating the world straight out of the gate is a massive departure from Zelda’s usual MO, and it was a brilliant design decision.

There’s actually quite a few moments where you can manage to climb over overhangs and lips! Link pulls off some really impressive moves at times going upside down while climbing.

I can’t recall when Zelda had ‘serious’ textures.

Climbing and deep physics-based gameplay have changed the idea of how far an open-world game can go basically forever.

Sure man, whatever you say. I am definitely being racist towards ‘inner city moms’ because I think your crazy-ass idea is crazy and ass. I think your brilliant idea could use a bit of work.

‘The market will respond and provide a good education’

*gif of blinking at a glacially slow pace while slack-jawed*