You have to be fucking kidding me.

Obviously he had to take her through an obedience refresher course after she wouldn’t stop humping Justin Trudeau’s leg no matter how many times he pressed the clicker.

I knew schools are geared towards prepping kids for work life but stop prepping them for life in a Amazon warehouse.

I thoroughly support this brand of cannibalism.

He was suspended from his job indefinitely.

Btw, for those who are too young to remember, John Mayor is the Tory successor to the ultra-conservative fascist hag Margaret Fucking Thatcher (plus he sat in her gov’t, so he isn’t that nice a person himself exactly), and he’s poo-pooing Boris Johnson here. I hope someone notices just how remarkable that is. It’d be…

I feel like Retta might have a joke about going to a KFC that ran out of chicken. I also think I remember people fighting in KFC because there was some kind of coupon promotion and the people who couldn’t use it (maybe because they’d run out?) were brawling. This was during the recession.

They always wanted a hard Brexit. It’s pretty apparent. Disaster capitalism only can happen in the event of a disaster; the dissolution of public schools in Louisiana for example.

Many, many, many people—including a lot who work for Johnson’s own government!—say that leaving without a deal would be an economic and social catastrophe

Johnathan Pie provides a concise summary: “we can surely all agree that, one way or another, our democracy is fucked.”

Man this isn’t even the FIRST time they have run out of chicken before. I went to a local one on a Saturday to get some spicy tenders, and was told flat out they were out of chicken. Like not out of spicy tenders and had regular OUT OF FUCKING CHICKEN full stop. I’m like how the hell do you run out of the ONLY thing…

I used to work in construction and worked on a lot of federal projects (incuding with the Army Corps). Here is my opinion, admittedly based on outdated experience, but I can’t imagine much has changed in less than a decade.

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If this how divorce works I’d like volunteer to be named the reason Beyonce leaves Jay Z

Gross?
My wife is 14 years younger than me.
Fuck you.

17 years. Still 7 years less than the difference between Macron and his wife.

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife. 

This isn’t related to this article, but it’s still important.

This is the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” of cooking videos.

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.