Also, he’s a Milwall fan

Frankie’s said plenty of deliberately provocative shit, but one thing he isn’t is a racist.

The dude was like “QUOTE MY BOOK” and then the guy was like “yep, sure” and then Ben got so angry at a man doing exactly what he’d asked him to do that he had to go home now.

How does anyone listen to this wee little chudlet and think he’s an authority on anything?

He said, “Minutes later I was alerted that this royal baby was of course mixed race...” Alerted? Who in the friggin’ U.K. didn’t know. He meant it and didn’t care until he was adversely affected by the response.

Frankie quit, rather than being fired. Inappropriate jokes were his thing, but not racist ones. Russell Howard, who also did Mock the Week, and then got his own BBC show Good News, regularly made jokes about the Queen.

Gina was probably polite because they’ve worked together for years on Mock the Week. So they may well be friends.

Threw him under the bus? Somehow he was driving the bus that ran himself over.

“and said the network threw me under the bus.”

What they aren’t telling you is that “K.S.” is Kevin Spacey! Things aren’t so clear cut now, are they?

Good googly-moo! Meghan named her biracial child, born with a redheaded white man, Archie?!?!

screaming (not without merit) that because they pay the taxes that fund her family, they are owed photos on the same day that she pushed the kids out.

I was wondering how Seinfeld and Friends were fantasy shows, then I remembered how white their versions of New York were.

What do you mean, Michael? Neither of them asked to speak to your manager…

If I had to deal with the Brexit, I’d do cocaine as well

DID YOU TRY THE SCAMPI YET, MATE?!!!???! IT’S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!

Well, that’s because Devil Worshipping metal fans are much better, nicer people than country-loving, god-fearing drunk redneck pieces of shit.

carousel of posh, overprivileged ridiculous people who all sleep with each other

It’s like a piss-poor escape attempt by Assange.

Sorry, “Weaponized Mulatto” is my stripper name.