ExpatKenyan
ExpatKenyan
ExpatKenyan

There is no need to infiltrate organizations they are already members of.

“I meant everything I said, I’m just not comfortable with the people who agree with it.”

White ladies. Fellow Beckies (and Megans and Jennifers and Tammy Lorenzos). Put your yoga pants on and gather round. I have Moscato and low calorie snacks.

They are never “coming” that is why they are so angry.

Brace yourself, angry white dudes are coming.

“And he kept coming...”

The state of this country right now is the very fact that this is a contender for feel-good story of the year.

If the wine is in a glass bottle, then the whole bottle is one glass of wine.

Look, she’s part horse, she might kick them to death mid-coitus.

This made me curious, because I knew they could cross rivers and such, but I’d never heard of one swimming in the ocean. Turns out, there’s a lot of pictures of it.

For some reason, this one made me chuckle. To me, it looks like a jockey got lost at sea.

“Thoroughbred”

Thoroughbred?

“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!

If he’s worried about looking cartoonish, I’m more than happy to push DD over a cliff with an anvil in his hands. 

So Boston Homer Simpson Plastic Flips Rager decided to walk out of his house, and go big boy on a black woman biker? He’s lucky the cop showed up.

People, people!!! Attention, Attention!!!
Stop trying to work on your vacation. Stop promising to work on your vacation. Stop wanting to work while on vacation. Stop thinking you’ll work while on vacation. Stop taking your laptop with you on vacation. You are on vacation for a reason - you needed time away from

Well, see, she was obviously suffering from Melanin Induced Impulse Control Loss. It’s an affliction only suffered by white people in the presence of melanin. Symptoms include apoplectic rage, loss of motor control, violence, verbal assault, 911 calling, and/or the tendency to inadvertently shout “FUCKING NIGGER!”

Prominent Black Conspiracy Theorists: Roseanne Barr

I think the real story that we’re not getting is the horrible accident where she lost her lips.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)