Several years ago, there was a trash reality show starring Vanilla Ice and the woman who had an affair with David Beckham, among other “celebs.” Thanks to The Farm, there is an entire generation of British people who know how it is done.

Vlad has had a side-piece since splitting from his wife. Rodrigo, however, is single-ish.

Meh. A second-class Classics degree from Oxford (given the era in which he was admitted, on the Eton-Oxbridge) pipeline isn’t that impressive. Both his former bosses and his aides have said that he can’t retain detail, makes up shit on the fly and also has a nasty streak when it comes to protecting his own undeserved…

The UK is rabies-free (yes, even the wild animals). It’s why animals without pet passports have to spend six months in quarantine on entering the country.

O’Mara is an independent, having resigned from the Labour party after his twattery was exposed.

Yay! I sent this tip in and hoped Splinter might be interested.

Ooh, that’s petty!

Can you guys take him back? Please? He was born in New York.

Somebody on the Guardian’s website did a more comprehensive list of Johnson’s greatest hits. It doesn’t make for pretty reading.

The boarding school I attended (yes, they were being paid to almost get us killed) had fun activities like water-skiing by hippos, doing unsupervised ziplines and wandering around brush in flip-flops with no regard for snakes. My baby sister saved me from treading on a puff adder while I was giving her a piggyback.

According to Twitter, this guy has lived in the neighbourhood for 30 years.

They reported on Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest, according to something I read elsewhere.

Are a recent arrival in the UK? Because in all the while I’ve lived here, in the rural Midlands, Birmingham, and now London, saying that we don’t have problems with racism is either a statement made out of ignorance or a flat-out lie.

I’ve never experienced the real thing, so I wouldn’t have a scooby. There seems to be clamour for them to expand to London, though. Probably all the expats.

True. But the Commonwealth Games preparations make the city centre look even more like a half-finished Lego kit right now.

This shocked me, too. I thought it was just a Canadian operation. And in Brum, which is a giant construction site at the moment!

Kushner’s family company reportedly needs a boatload of cash to stay afloat, and they’ve been looking to get large amounts from Arab investors and states who don’t ask ask many questions was American or European entities.

Fun fact: Madonna’s rider also insists on a new toilet to be installed for her exclusive use at each venue. Roadie friend was on her 2009 tour and made it a point of honour to “christen” the new loo at every stop.

Bite them. They’ll learn soon enough.

I feel your pain. May your future be filled with better books.