I know about the ‘battery saver’ half measure. It is entirely insufficient, as far as I am concerned.

Exceggsellent.

Exactly. I understand that there’s an easter-egg hunt mentality to the game, but it’s no fun when the navigation doesn’t work. I also hate that the game has to be active to pick up notifications. My other mobile games can push notifications when the phone is locked—why not this one?

You’re asking investors to think before they buy?

I think you don’t know how investors work. lol

What? Nintendo flat out explained to investors that this isn’t actually their property so not to expect that revenue. They didn’t even have to do that so soon.

leaping and then falling not because of the game’s actual profitability but because stockholders are skittish and prone to assumption.

that’s still, like, a 63% jump, right? that’s fantastic, even though this whole thing has been a sobering look at how stockholders are terrified animals dressed up as savvy businesspeople

It Nintendoesn’t

Investors are confused!

This is the only sane take I’ve seen on the scenario so far, and I agree. The man was wrong, shouldn’t have confronted based off of a misheard sentence, and should definitely not have drawn down on or opened fire on the people in the car.

Have you tried to parallel park a Lapras?

I’m typically one of the few folks on this site that will jump in and try to push back a little about the kneejerk call for gun control that typically happens in these threads. Why? I’m some sort of masochist, I guess.

No, no, you got your ending a little incorrect. More like:

Isn’t what this guy did already illegal, though?

Whoa! Even if those kids had accelerated at him before speeding away, if he was shooting at their car as they sped away, that’s attempted murder. You can’t shoot people in the back as they flee, no matter what they might have done before. That’s well established law.

This should have been the header picture:

Hipster? This incident is stupid but are we really considering anyone who doesn’t like/don’t want to play GO a hipster? That’s just silly.

Florida man angry! Florida man no good at English! Florida man shooty bang bang!

Classic mistake, bringing a Poké ball to a gunfight.