“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

This would have ended sooner if the officials used their whistle when Jokic repeatedly tried to murder Enes Kanter.

I agreed up until ‘flip it a couple more times’ - 1 flip Vasili, 1 flip only please.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

Erroneous.

Fuck that. Ralph Macchio’s career ended when he got arrested for shooting the clerk in Alabama.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

so basically all the best things in Portland are packed in bowls...

Well hot dog! What a “trade!”

How to Schedule Sex and Still Enjoy it

My calendar is wide open, unlike my wife.

The Zac Brown Band covers “Enter Sandman”.

I’ve never actually tried to pay without double tapping first, but I have noticed that when I set my phone down on my work laptop that has NFC built in, the screen turns on and Apple Pay pops up. Maybe it pops up automatically if you hold it near a POS?

I had to take breaks to hunch over and shake with laughter.

Whatever you do, do not shave your ass ;) Before proceeding to the link, stop eating or drinking milk, this is too gross and way too funny: