How’s that boot taste?

“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

It’s like they’re actively trying to drive away what the readers that are still around.

And the Assholanche continues...

Ha! What a bunch of assholes.

FFS. 

I second that “go fuck yourself” and raise you with a “hope someone punches you in the dick.”

RIP Deadspin. Glad everyone got to at least give a final “go fuck yourself” to Spanfeller and co.

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Maybe he’s Dr. No no no no no no no, mamma mia, mamma mia...

I always found Pulaski annoying.

This would have ended sooner if the officials used their whistle when Jokic repeatedly tried to murder Enes Kanter.

You stick your nob in the fanny and give it the ol’ hows your uncle.  

Get this man a Captain Britain movie, asap.

I agreed up until ‘flip it a couple more times’ - 1 flip Vasili, 1 flip only please.

I had to take breaks to hunch over and shake with laughter.

Whatever you do, do not shave your ass ;) Before proceeding to the link, stop eating or drinking milk, this is too gross and way too funny: