It's from Dodgeball, A True Underdog Story.

"That's it boy, get in there nice and deep like."

At first I was confused that you thought Takei was a small blue demon that could teleport through space. Then it hit me. Too slow, need more coffee.

"You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit."

I have absolutely no options. Alopecia Universalis has left me a smooth piece of skin from the top of the head to the bottom of the feet. Unless you count merkins as an option, but with all the hairless real estate going on, seeing a large mound of pubes surrounded by all that smoothness just seems like adding a speed…

Sprite is the Bug eyed.

Ribot is the best guitar player I have ever seen. He may go down as one of the most unheralded musicians ever.

Is it weird that I read your post with Max's voice in my head?

I cannot thank you enough for giving me the chance to google Dihydrogen monoxide. That was pleasant.

Everybody here in Portland nods in approval, but only after several years of talking about Oden in therapy. Portland is legit this year.

Cornholio approves.

Here it is. No it's not much like X-Force, not as violent. It may look different because the original 5 X-Men where brought from the past to the present. It's the young Scott Summer.

It's an existing series. All New X-Men is at issue 17 and I think they are introducing her in issue 19 or 20.

X-23 is coming back to print in All New X-Men in the next month or two.

It definitely invokes thoughts of Car RamRod.

Next year will be better. Both mine almost 4 and 2.5 had no interest last year, but this year they were all, Trick or Treat give me the candy do you like my costume next house yes more candy. Just like that, no breathing, just running in their costumes up to strangers and asking for chocolate.

Best use of a Sesame Street song ever!

I understand it as Gronk has been cleared by team doctors and can play. Dr. Andrews isn't affiliated with the Pat's and doesn't decide for the team if he can play.

You have obviously never had Secret Aardvark. This is the most bomb of all sauces ever.http://www.secretaardvark.com/

Buddy, I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia.