Next year will be better. Both mine almost 4 and 2.5 had no interest last year, but this year they were all, Trick or Treat give me the candy do you like my costume next house yes more candy. Just like that, no breathing, just running in their costumes up to strangers and asking for chocolate.

Best use of a Sesame Street song ever!

I understand it as Gronk has been cleared by team doctors and can play. Dr. Andrews isn't affiliated with the Pat's and doesn't decide for the team if he can play.

You have obviously never had Secret Aardvark. This is the most bomb of all sauces ever.http://www.secretaardvark.com/

Buddy, I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia.

Halter Bra is $175.00

Halter Bra is $175.00Bill Bottom is $175.00

There may not be any Sacramento States, but there is a Jacksonville Jaguars.

At least he looked a little like Ben Affleck

That deserves a standing ovation. Did this just come naturally, or was it a slog. Either way it's brilliant.

Do you mean a T-1000-Rex

Depending on where you live, you might look at a local company that makes mattresses. They are usually of a great quality and even better price. I like that I can get an organic Latex mattress made locally without any fire retardants for about 2/3 the price of a department store or chain that won't sell a mattress…

Wait. That is his favorite Pavement shirt though.

Plus near the final few seasons they were all getting paid 1 million per episode. At 22-23 eps a season, they were raking it in. With his directing jobs included I bet Schwimmer is freaking Wealthy.

IIRC The Americans is on FX.

I am assuming that New Amsterdam is an English Gin despite it's name, not a genever?

"Angels in Godlab" How have I gone my entire life and never seen or heard this phrase until today. That is awesome and should be an episode of Supernatural. Or at least a Gaiman short story.

The dad line is the truth. I am a stay at home and do the shopping. When I get in line at the grocery I have my card out and run it through while being rung up. By the time the checker is done, my wallet is put away and I am out of there. If I get in a line with a mom, I can almost always be assured that she will wait…

That's a great GIf.

I would rather die in a horrible Lincoln Log accident than play with Duplo.