“That’s the word to describe the campaign: blah.” FTFY. You must not play much multiplayer, as Halo 5 is outstandingly polished. Forge is also the most powerful it’s ever been and has produced fanmade levels that are better than some of prior Halo games’ dev PvP stages.

That’s like saying that, for the same money as a name-brand purse, you could get a lot of fabric and make a giant bindle in which you could carry way more stuff. The point of this product is appearance and nostalgia, not storage.

TuesdayThroughFriday-itis is projected to spread viciously this spring...

Questline involves marriage: love Bungie’s intricate quests!

So, trailers trailers: banned...banned by you?

Reality can be a bit of a letdown...

Easy fix for Stuck In The Middle: call him while she’s with him and check if her number comes up as “Best Buy” or “Psyde Peace” or “Jason (Kotaku)“.

Yikes for Nazi Man and Fingerstrike (shudder at her ult).

This would be an incredible Clueless Gamer episode, especially when Conan quotes this.

Full upgrade to Bend Time ability: End Times. Cost: 5 runes, 2 fish.

“Whoever loses his life shall save it.” Confirmed: even Jesus likes Dishonored 2. Will buy based on that accolades trailer alone.

Well Rip Van Winkle, you apparently already have online access, so you are scarily close to this brave new world of intangibles with value, ownership, and other alarming attributes. It’s going to be a wild ride!

“gtfo”: “Geth the fuck out”?

It is the Sovereign that indoctrinates us to its financial will.

I may talk shit, but on release day I’ll be giving much dollars’ worth of chances. Ma$$ Effect is my wallet’s critical hit spot.

Shepard shepherded everyone to the resolution of a galactic threat, while Ryder rides on the coattails of his betters.

*Excitement mixed with indignation* They’d better have Elcor on there! Going to Andromeda without those Shakespearean thespians is like going into battle with one boot off!

Will be worth it to break my thumbsticks trying to wrestle my character into sensible movement direction!

mmm gator jam. Actually, ew.

Agreed! I will be out one night, pass on one round of drinks, and presto: can buy the Necromancer and throw those enemies a bone.