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Thanks haha. Appreciation and gnomes can be hard to find.

Very sad. Holding X for weeping flourish...

Wow, thanks for spoiling that Zootopia is not a live feed. What the hell are we paying $13 for??

Sort of like the titular armor here. You saint!

Already jealous of the fortune you’ll make from trademarking that.

Yeah, brutal prehistoric times are not what I want to accurately simulate. Besides, I’m not trying to get charcoal all over my controller after drawing a map on the wall to the next mission objective.

Exactly: ruining people’s fun is the line. Sure, they can go ahead and double-dribble all they want at the arcade, but they can’t yell “Refs hold back progress!” when they hear the whistle on the court.

Your noble exclamation mark conservationism has not gone unnoticed: much obliged.

Supreme Commander 2 was pretty great, and it’s BC. But uh...yeah, that was my whole pitch. Ok.

You’re not alone. XBO Gold subscribers have enjoyed months of free Pool (billiards) and retro pixelated games on their newest-gen consoles. This is one of the best line-ups we’ve ever had.

It would be hard to say no to free Storm Shadow-inspired katanas made by a government-controlled business.

I was like “well I don’t know if I fully agree” until your last sentence. Raurik wins. Perfect.

What’s even more criminal is how many people are being so vastly underpaid for their apparently expert insight into the economics of the game industry that they cannot afford $40-$60 games.

Pedantry is OP.

Is there a Battle of Helm’s Deep yet? That was my favorite map in Counter-Strike back in the day.

Hey good timing: Best Buy is giving a free $100 gift card with purchase of a number of console+game bundles today.

You are luckier than Ryan Reynolds getting to kiss Morena Baccarin.

Yeah I’m going nuts hearing from all sides that it’s hilarious. Ahh!

Cannot wait to come back here to discuss after seeing it! Hopefully the ploy works...

“Destiny: a game where you make quest earnings reports to the bored of directors.”