This would have been a very bad idea for one reason. Gregory Helms was a contemporary of Chris Benoit. You would not want a game where he was carrying out fatalities.

They allowed Battle for Middle Earth, they can be bought.

Fair point but that’s the difficulty with combating bigots.

Probably because the shortened version (paki) is used in a similar manner to the N-word.

Rule 1: we’re not allowed to criticise anything that CDP do, ever.

Because last time Life in Aggro updated too late, commenters decided there was a big conspiracy and accused Kotaku of being bigots.

They’re giving us free comic books, who gives a fuck about the state of their website

And then the second tier of the skill allowed you to find additional ammo in the enemy's pockets, eveb if they were animals without pockets.

In both of most recent games, Tomb Raider and Rise of the Tomb Raider.

Ad then they learn of Snacktaku and realise their son is a god!

And they’re not really city building games, they all have a crappy multplayer side that means you always end up being steamrollered to nothing by arseholes unless you pay for immunity.

How delightful, will they be xtreme?

If you live in a country where 20 something is middle-aged, I’d say you have much bigger problems than the colour of video game characters.

*cough*

No, this was people “losing their jobs” by sending an email to their boss, using the button and then believing that they would never be able to receive another email from them.

Whilst it may be an exciting innovation in the use of technology, the advert features that dire cover of Come As You Are.

Surely you need to do a fair amount of mass murder before you can become Nathan Drake.

At the risk of stating the obvious, solo Dark Zone can be a bit better when you’re at the upper end of the relevant level bracket.

So you encountered a bug once and immediately demanded a refund?

I’ve not read this either but the element that is being mined is being used to help planets avoid the fate of Krypton. If the fate of Krypton is common knowledge across the universe, then the Last Son of Krypton is equally likely to be well known. If they know of Superman, they're likely to know what he stands for.