I know this is cool, but honestly, my first thought was “There’s someone, somewhere, who is going to travel across the entire US (if not the world) playing Pac-Man. He’s going to wakka wakka across the world. And it’ll be some bizarre and amazing world record nobody will ever beat.”

And that thought made it better.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

Nicer than the person they're attached to, that's for sure.