On my win I would just like to thank Thatcher, for decimating the industry to the point it felt haunted (sounds like a certain herb), the bosses, for being cold monsters, and the co-workers who made it somehow bearable.

you can’t see the road through the floorboards. You are moving up in the world.

It was the best of SUVs.  It was the worst of SUVs.

Nope, I’m bored with this “project” of yours already. Without near-terminal frame rust, what’s the point? Have you gone soft??? WTF, DAVID? WTF?

It was the winter of our V8 discontent

As a resident of the Deep South, I really do wish that were true.

no need to drop out... at the end they say they are all home schooled (conspiracy theorist dad is an amazing teacher, I’m sure...) and their career aspirations are to get their metal band off the ground... hahaha

They are the Dump family but not sliming across the White House. Seriously: horrible, toxic-fame father, mother who doesn’t seem to understand what’s happening but that could be an act, kids roped into this horrible thinking, all feeding off each other and creating a miasma of choking self-delusion that strengthens as…

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

Oh hell no! First, that’s no way to talk to a customer, second, she wasn’t even his customer, her grandmother was!

Holy fuck I am so pissed...CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?

I can’t imagine going through that and then being sent home with “they’re fine now!” I hope there is a good safety plan in place for you in case you see it starting again, and I hope you never have to use said plan!

Hello all from me and Bucky... Or Buckbushka!

Shelter Catstravaganza!

My week has been shitastic. My cousin is in jail following an assault on our shared aunt and his mother (apparently he is no longer sober) but there is a silver lining: while she was hospitalized her nursing staff discovered she has ovarian cancer. So, now my aunt has had a hysterectomy and we’re waiting for results…

I’ve been marveling at Cinder block all day! You go girl! Or don’t! It’s all good, kitty.

I’ve finally decided to cut ties with my toxic aunt. She’s 60, unkind, mean-spirited, never has a kind word about anyone and a vicious gossip. She puts people down for no reason and has a massive superiority complex centered around the fact that she lives in Paris and is so very sophisticated. Some in my family seem…

Indeed. Your common sense should have bitch-slapped you all the way across Brooklyn the moment you thought about doing this, but as everyone has found out, sometimes during the process developing in your mother’s womb common sense isn’t installed into everyone’s head at the levels it needs to be to avoid doing shit…