It’s doubtful, of course, that the combination of potassium nitrate and alunite worked as intended, the former being used in meat processing, fertilizers, and fireworks, and the latter being used to manufacture alum, which is used in pickling

“Blood doping? No, it’s cool, this is heroin.”

This is bull shit.

So cops in Europe get fired for taking video of a guy doping but cops here in America can shoot unarmed blac......ugh, nevermind. 

It’s so hard because he’s been in our lives for so much... but that presence is how he’s been able to get away with the shit he did. I think the parallels between R Kelly and him are apt - what makes one easier than the other? R Kelly basically singing about the shit he was doing? R Kelly not having as big a…

Heromodus Discovered This One Weird Trick!  Astrologers and Bloodletters Hate Him!

Same. Also, we had childhood sexual abuse in my family. (Not my predator, the predator of my aunts and a cousin.) The aunts, to this very day, speak in glowing terms about their father, who raped them as children. The cousin, when she spoke out, was essentially turned into persona non grata. It wasn’t any of their…

We all saw Michael with them kids and knew it was creepy and problematic AF.

Ancient Thinking:
This pickling brine made my vegetables last longer! I have discovered the secret to immortality!

Maybe because I’m a survivor of childhood sexual abuse, but for some reason I have always believed he was guilty. Always. I loved Michael as a musician; grew up on the Jackson 5; had a total crush on him; was in total breathtaking awe when Thriller came out, and I saw the video; and still to this day talk about his…

Since it was found in a tomb, I’m gonna guess it didn’t work.

The optics of finding an immortality potion in a tomb are going to be a real blow to the entire alchemy industry.

Honestly IME adults are the fucking worst. The worst flights I’ve spent have always involved entitled asshole adults being rude and annoying. And adults seem to be the ones that start fights after being asked to stop doing something, I’ve never had a 7 year old curse me out or threaten me for asking them to put their…

She’s a hustler who understands that there’s an audience for a black face spewing white supremacist & neo-nazi shit in Trump’s America. There are folks willing to fund that sort of thing.

In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.” 

Update:

It is great that the Smith family is helping the people of Flint, but man I am so tired of seeing celebrities and billionaires having to step up and do the government’s job. 

So much stupid packed into so few sentences - do you pride yourself on attaining that kind of idiot density?

The obsession the conservatives - particularly the male conservatives - have with her is beyond creepy at this point.

They must have busted a collective nut writing about this “corruption”. It must be so confusing for them being so sexually attracted to her and terrified of her at the same time.