This is pretty amazing. I wish I could have seen her face the first time baby had a blow out on all the precious 14-1219 tcx stuff.

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

So, not over-the -top, but at a cousin’s shower, all her husband’s relatives WOULD NOT SHUT UP about her size. She was carrying twins and she has an eating disorder. It was a tough pregnancy, and the eating disorder is a life long struggle around food and body image. Did no one notice the showeree was only eating dry…

Speaking of baby showers... About two weeks ago I went out to dinner with my mom, and asked her if she would hold a baby shower for me. She said no, resulting in LOTS of tears and hurt feelings on my part (eventually she was better able to articulate why and now I completely understand and am not hurt at all). After…

Upstairs, with her husband.

I AM TOTALLY WINNING THIS ONE.

Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I…

When I was 15 I was at my aunt’s baby shower and an old woman in the buffet line told me I was next.

Thankfully, I’ve never been to an over-the-top baby shower, but I will say that at MY baby shower, my insane ex-mother-in-law walked in after not having seen me since I became pregnant, immediately knelt on the floor in front of me, and began whispering and kissing my belly. She was like, making out with my belly…

wait - i was reading on Reddit last night (so, take it for what you will) that the 5 victims were all women who had been found in the lobby laying face down and all shot execution style.

She then paid $233 for a bottle of Amoxicillin

Inmate A: what are you in for?

I don’t think you could have a prouder moment than turning yourself in because you fraudulently obtained some medicine for a poor and sick child.

But Brock Turner got no jail time for raping an unconscious woman. Good old American Justice. 

Sounds like an excuse for perverts to strip search barely-pubescent girls.

A someone who has a minivan and other cars, I laugh at how I drive no differently in either, but am always tailgated in my minivan and rarely while driving my other cars.

Even if this was the meal she had prepared, do you know how much it costs to feed 1000 people for a period of several days. much less weeks? Not just in materials (which are always more expensive on an island) but also in labor? Even if each meal cost $1 per person all-in, and they ate only two meals a day, you’d blow…

Good to see the Juggalos rid themselves of all that toxic masculinity.

She - and the other Bahamians who were ripped off by the twats behind Fyre - were the real victims in all of this.  Oh, you’re a social media star/model and you’re worried your reputation’s being tarnished?  Piss off and jump in a grease-fire.  

“Your powers are weak... old man. Your restaurants are dirty, your menu stale, face it... You’re a joke!”