It was DeJesus who was friends with the kidnapper’s daughter, but otherwise you are totally correct. Michelle Knight is a great example of the untold number of invisible missing women—women who are never even looked for. When she disappeared, she missed a custody hearing for her son, and the authorities assumed she…

It’s the men, of course, and often enough the white men, who are more likely to be crowned Kings of Woke, and granted TV shows and movies and well-paid comedy specials. There’s good money to be made in pretending to be a decent person, if you know how to leverage it. But how are we supposed to react, and to think, if…

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

It’s one thing to be a shitty tipper. It’s another to write vulgarities towards your waitress without any inclination anything was ever wrong (as the story suggests).

It borders on a certain sociopathy, cruelty for cruelties sake. 

Where was ultra progressive black ally, Senator Bernie Sanders for this? Why didn’t he come to her aid and add his voice? Oh, right white.

Hot take. They wanted to leave a cash tip but only had a $10 bill on them so they put a dollar on the card to get them to 20%. Then they either forgot to leave the tenner or another customer snatched it off the table.

100% this. I’m sure some of his supporters consider further proof that he’s a man of the people.

DTMFA.

You know what? He may need to leave.

WHOA, PROJECTION ISSUES MUCH?

“I don’t know how to empower her enough when dealing with men,”

I was explaining R. Kelly to my parents last night and it was so sad to say “Well actually, this started years ago when that tape came out.” And yet now it’s this huge thing and we’re finally paying attention and in the meantime so many more women were harmed. Those defending him after all these years? Disgusting.

Food intolerances exist. Some people seem to think that if you don’t immediately die, then that’s fine. They don’t care that you have to suffer for a few hours after ingesting. They sneaked so and so into your food, you liked it and you didn’t die! But I’ll have a roilling stomach, itchy skin, and a bit of a heartburn…

Oh I have no doubt. This friend would be the first to tell us if something were amiss. He once told us, in excruciating (but to me fascinating) detail about a surgical procedure he underwent. He was anesthesthetized for the surgery itself but the recovery was a little messy. He told us this over dinner and I thought…

“Do you want some of me?”

I already mentioned this in the Jeff Bezos dick pic comment thread.

I guy I had been casually seeing once texted me a picture of another man’s junk and asked “Do you want some of me?” I texted back asking why he was sending me pictures of another man’s more impressive dick. I didn’t hear anything back from him after that. 

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

I got one a year ago, and it was a link to a porn video accompanied by “thought you’d like this.” I asked why and he replied, “it reminds me of u.” I hadn’t heard from this guy in over 6 months and I haven’t slept with him since 2012.