We already know how things are going to shake out: 5 Republicans for whatever GOP racist fuckery they put forth vs 4 Justices that actually care about justice. 

too many people were breaking their bodies on the standard stand-up version of their scooters and eventually some city or state was going to sue them into oblivion.

That might not be the case. There are conflicting stories.

yes, yes, of course its the mother’s fault. Of course she’s just as guilty as the man she broke up with. Of course it can’t ever just be the male killer’s fault or selfishness! There’s always a woman to blame somewhere! yes, yes, very good.

He also probably got some sweet pics of all the trash and poop piles. 

Nobody could have seen it coming? I bet Darwin could have.

Only if they make the camera pan lower. ;)

Have they considered it might have been a toy? 

yes?

Uh, you know they wrote the policy that covers crime sprees, right? I mean, you can buy a policy that covers everything and anything and it looks like Penn State did just that! 

They’re cheapskates. That’s how they got rich.

Rom-coms are depressing. Also, pretty sexist & boring since they are mostly what white guys think stereotypical single women want. 

I hope you called Japan’s immigration authority and reported him. 

Correction: Guys who don’t text that you should get checked for chlamydia are the worst. 

It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to her, from their perspective.

Thanks, bernie bros! We couldn’t have this moment without you! 

If stumping for Duke and the KKK was a twisted PR stunt, it failed Bacon miserably.

they look like they’re a part of some “slutty” goth halloween costume....