yes, yes, of course its the mother’s fault. Of course she’s just as guilty as the man she broke up with. Of course it can’t ever just be the male killer’s fault or selfishness! There’s always a woman to blame somewhere! yes, yes, very good.

He also probably got some sweet pics of all the trash and poop piles. 

Nobody could have seen it coming? I bet Darwin could have.

yes?

Uh, you know they wrote the policy that covers crime sprees, right? I mean, you can buy a policy that covers everything and anything and it looks like Penn State did just that! 

They’re cheapskates. That’s how they got rich.

Rom-coms are depressing. Also, pretty sexist & boring since they are mostly what white guys think stereotypical single women want. 

I hope you called Japan’s immigration authority and reported him. 

Correction: Guys who don’t text that you should get checked for chlamydia are the worst. 

It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to her, from their perspective.

Thanks, bernie bros! We couldn’t have this moment without you! 

If stumping for Duke and the KKK was a twisted PR stunt, it failed Bacon miserably.

they look like they’re a part of some “slutty” goth halloween costume....

14% of LGBT citizens voted for Trump...mostly because of racism. 

we’re calling being an abusive asshole a disability now? Okay. 

A caveat:

Who the fuck are these people the kings/queens of? Isn’t everyone dead from a combination of Lannisters, zombies, pirates, and dragons? 

I think they phoned it in cuz they were busy looking for a new job. 

My theory is she’s a Nudist Furry.