Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

Doesn't seem like Rex's thing. I mean, they wear stockings AND socks.

What an idiot! First you win the Heisman then you pop some ex.