why wouldn’t you want your children to find out how you got so famous and rich?

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

Oh good, it wasn’t that fucking douche canoe, Palmer Luckey.

Wait til we find out Martin Shkreli has the winning bid on this.

Dude sucks hard. 

Fuck Palmer Luckey.

They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

“Come try our new Improbable Chicken!”

Fuck this shit.

Lets just all agree to not let assholes suck us into “debates” about what we all already know

Trump is a racist
Climate change is real
The US needs more gun control

Let’s skip that debate and just get right into what we’re actually going to do about it

Enjoyed all of the Samsho this weekend until he won. 

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

“Hold my Baguette”

The best part was the Pittsburgh Steelers reveal.

Whats worse is the revisioinst history that the WWE is spewing about the Bellas being a part of the womens Revolution and not the main cause of a need for it. Putting workers at risk for the sake of cross promotion isnt cool.

You know, I’m a lib, and I feel pretty owned right now, but it has nothing to do with the owners at all. Rosanne, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson and all their deplorable children can take the weekend off.

Tom Cruise’s role in Collateral was one of the most underrated performances of the decade.

“Drunk racists with guns.”

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.