AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

I want to take this song, and play it at a party to see if anyone notices and thinks theyre just having a stroke.

The right is intolerant of anything that conflicts with its lies and falsehoods.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

“It is against my religious beliefs to serve assholes”

Prixar?

Oh thank god, i was worried this game would come out

Jesus christ he is a fucking moron. We are ruled by a moron.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It says in Chinese: “orange man ass hat”.

Wow. You don’t need me to confirm, but yes Daybreak is owned by Victor. I heard it first person. About 6 months ago, I interviewed with Daybreak Games in San Diego for an IT engineering position. I’ve made it a point to dig into who really owns every company I apply with.

Republicans are like those ostriches that bury their head in the sand to ignore the reality that their party is in bed with a hostile foreign government because they elected a failed businessman/conman president.

And San Francisco. And Chicago. And Seattle. And Denver. Milwaukee, Houston, San Jose, Boston — the vast majority of major US cities votes Democratic. Believe what you want, but you wingnuts should decide whether you’re the all-powerful majority or poor suffering victims.

So instead of avoiding any fallout from being associated with Columbus Nova, now they’ll catch fallout from being associated with Columbus Nova and lying about it.

That’s what I presumed this article was going to be about when I clicked on it. Some Chinese clone called Fork Knife. I imagine it would be exactly like Fortnite, except all the characters are knockoff Overwatch heroes except one of them which is, inexplicably, Spongebob.

Somewhere in China, someone is making a clone literally called Fork Knife.