I like to think it would sound like this:

Okay, I'll tell everyone right now.. I'm friends with people who went to prep school with "BC." He was nothing like this in highschool, typical rich asian kid, (there's tons of them in New England prep schools.) My friends said: He didn't earn a DIME, it's all mommy & daddy money. Although he might tell people he's…

I have a working conspiracy theory that Tim Tebow is a product of Disney and they are giving teams and networks money to keep him relevant in hopes he will succeed. In turn, Disney banks off this "true inspirational story."

I'm a private pilot. I saw nothing apparently amiss up until roughly one second before impact. The aircraft was under complete control until then at least.

Are you insinuating that Israel is actively engaged in the defense of Justin Bieber? Does the Zionist empire have no end!?

Since I lost interest in keyboard wars long ago (I have to admire Shawn's determination and composure, however...), I'll make a friendly invitation - any time you want to play around at a lapping day and judge how my Evo fares at real speeds in person, just let me know! Not sure where you're located but New Jersey…

Maybe it was a setup issue, but the dyno equipment didn't look very robust and considering how GT500s make tons of horsepower as easily as engineering professors make nightmares, this result looked likely from the get go.

1. Of course I know what it is called.

Im a "muscle car fan". I'm an every-car fan. You make it sound like a crime. Yes the 440 was the largest. The HEMI was the most potent though. Also all cars, regardless of nationality, had "sloth-like" performance in these years. Not sure what your point is...

Gah, reading comprehension is overrated. I still stand by the rest of the statement.

Only insecure people associate the kind of car one drives based on the size of one's cock.

Too bad for him it wasn't a fleur de lis snake. When confronted by enemies, they have a tendency to retreat before ultimately surrendering.

I'd be willing to believe that was his preference, but the left was clogged with people who think it's their own personal highway.

This car still looks better than his Lamborghini.

Seeing alot of comments about its longevity. I guess you guys aren't too familiar with tuned GTRs. That's whats so amazing about this car. It makes gobs of power and does it well. Especially when they're tuned by AMS (or Switzer for that matter). Both of those tuners build such an amazing all-round car they can, and…

And all we really want is the Cayman S with a f'n turbo. (And yes, I'm speaking on behalf of EVERYBODY. Including the people who don't know better.)