Great. So GB is down their best receiver.

Yeah, but have you heard about his degenerate niece?

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

Or he gave him a cushion because that was the coverage scheme of the defensive play that was called....

In the above Gomes-Crisp fight, the picture of Coco dodging a punch from James Shields is great:

Time for an Iranian holiday, then!

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

Progress doen’t come with getting hired as much as it does with the ability to get rehired.

In the majors, the HR would’ve stood — you can’t definitively tell me from this video that his right foot never brushed the plate, even momentarily.

The world will be a safer place when that guy is dead.

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.

I like how people say things like that. If I saw Floyd Mayweather in person, I’d call him, to his face, a piece of shit who’ll rot in hell for his crimes against women.

Seriously, man, why do you spend so much time here? You hate the place SO MUCH and yet you’re here every single day.

So glad you could enlighten us with your deep understanding of how the editorial process works. Retweeting pointless drivel takes 8 seconds, so writing, editing and copy reading a 800 word opinion on WWC action must take 6.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

Precedence? Steam is late with this development, nearly every other service already has a refund service set in one way or another.

If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son / I got 99 problems, and they’re all earned runs

Has it seriously gotten this bad? That we’re having to outsource our substances from other countries! If you’re going to use any substance please use “American Substance” not “Foreign Substance” and maybe you wouldn’t get caught.

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.