As someone who studies cultural anthropology and took several human sexuality classes this is seriously the biggest non-issue I’ve ever heard of. A foot fetish could be one of the most common kinks out there.

Jesus. What a self-important prat.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

What is your evidence the van driver was “oblivious?”

At least he died doing what he loved, delaying a motorist at a crossroad.

I read Deadspin regularly, which means I’m treated to a “har har dong is a funny word” post roughly 60 times per season.

Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.

Ken Rosenthal is a good baseball media person, but for goodness’ sakes, writing “pain-staking” rather than “painstaking” (which, if you were going to hyphenate, you would render as “pains-taking,” because what the hell does it mean to stake pain?) is a depressing-as-shit mistake.

I LMFAO’d my ass off at this comment!

I completely agree perhaps this wera is some super fancy brand I don’t know of or Kinja just not really up on hand tools. You’re not a professional mechanic then just get yourself to Menards Home Depot Lowe’s enter big-box store name here and get their store-brand will they potentially break before a fancy one sure…

I completely agree perhaps this wera is some super fancy brand I don’t know of or Kinja just not really up on hand…

yes, but you can get cheaper laptops that are faster if that’s all you want

yes, but you can get cheaper laptops that are faster if that’s all you want

Which, in the not-so-distant-future, will become the norm and very few folks will feel the need to point that out.

Which, in the not-so-distant-future, will become the norm and very few folks will feel the need to point that out.

This is incredibly touching, just not with hands.

“Fuck that kid.”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

No, no, no, no, no, no. A mattress topper is not going to make a shitty mattress feel like new again.

No, no, no, no, no, no. A mattress topper is not going to make a shitty mattress feel like new again.