NFL: Who's responsible for this?!?

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

You just call the cops, who probably could have been there before he figured out the whole PRNDL thingy.

As many people who are going to say "why did you let him drive off the parking lot," the guy actually did the right thing. What do we expect him to do, get in front of the Jeep? I know I wouldn't do that. Not when I know the guy is drunk.

Are they supposed to physically restrain him?

They already don't play a single game in his city...

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

It's quite obvious to me that the other teams are going to have to shut the fuck down.

I don't think football is going to lose spectator popularity any time soon, but there is going to be an even more drastic change in the demographic makeup of those who play it.

On the bright side, playing just a year with the Niners means he hasn't lost much college eligibility!

Sacrificing money for his long term health.

Even if there isn't, I have no problem with anybody prone to attacking youth and rec league officials being removed from society and/or the gene pool ASAP.

"which are supposedly on the rise."

When a court of law confirms his guilt.
It's a paradoxically silly but extraordinarily important distinction to make.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

Vindication has been long coming for Don Imus.

The only team more disappointed by this news than the Rangers is the Oakland A's who've lately dominated against Yu Darvish.

That's all well and good but what is San Jose's excuse?

Definition of Busch league

And they didn't even wait for the video to leak.