“Gorls only plz (no bois) (authentication required) (i am gorl)”

Girls, he reasoned, aren’t toxic.

I mean...c’mon.

You know what’s coming.

I would say that he doesn’t have to unlock the phone and the Supreme Court would back that up, but you can’t count on the Supreme Court to do the right thing anymore. Fuck. This country is screwed.

Discord plus Mercy. They have the only non-ultimate abilities that affect damage breakpoints. The synergy is crazy. Absolutely no coincidence that they’re being played together. Both are also by far the most powerful supports.

Elon is a master of keeping himself in the news / on Jalopniks front page every day. That said, I really hope he can resolve this absurd 4+ year crisis. It’s disgusting they don’t have clean drinking water.

Small govenment is for Democrats. The same way deficits are only bad when the president is a Democrat.

Certainly looks like it. No need to speculate about why Trump chose him, this opinion sums it up in a nutshell:

“I mean, if the President want to try eating human flesh, it’s just because he’s a busy guy and the Presidency is too important to bog our Leader down with something as trivial as murder trials.  Also, his work is too important for him to worry about pesky things like elections, so if he wants to flout the…

also, does Fortnite BR actually have a story or are they just events that happen slowly?

These lifetime appointments will be the downfall of this country. An out of touch 72 year-old should not be able to influence the next 30 years of supreme court cases. Also, all justices should have zero connection to any political party and should be voted on in a national election. Democracy? I think it’s pronounced…

Mei and Reinhardt both starred in shorts in the past 10 months. The comics are usually the most reliable form of backstory exposition, and often contain clues to new game content. (Moira was hiding in Doomfist’s introduction all along.) The story-based events are the story, not just the cutscenes. You’re playing…

Fortnite: [some weird, random, non-interactive sci-fi thing is foreshadowed] [thing happens] [Epic publishes a map change, adds a consumable] “Wow, what incredible plot development!”

This comparison is dumb as bricks.

I love it when the title of the article tell me everything I need to know so I don’t have to actually read it. Save us all time and just tweet us your opinions. Ill look forward to the next article...

This is a false dichotomy though, right? Overwatch really isn’t trying to tell a story in game. There are narrative allusions and references to the out of game comics and CGI shorts, but even those are simply vignettes that expand on the world building without telling a cohesive narrative. Blizzard seems perfectly…

“The Agency is exercising its enforcement discretion in 2018 and 2019.”