AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

What the fuck? Lemme guess, legally emigrated citizens who do outreach and help others with voter registration and things of that sort will be targeted?

Oh, they must mean cases like Melania illegally working here.

Gold is like the swastika: it used to mean something good, but now its meaning has been corrupted by some asshole.

I mean, it is Canada. Either the cop was so patient because their handbooks aren’t laced with racism like in America OR this is an example of the handbook at play, luckily this guy is white, lol.

I feel bad for the owner who had to put the place back together afterwards, but man, that woman goin for the ventilation shaft has seen one too many movies...

I said this in another comment, but I’ll say it here again because I’m gray on Splinter:

Dude is probably secretly excited about being confronted publicly. Now, he can justify all of his security detail and first class travel.

Another HERO! Don’t let these fucks have one peaceful moment!

He actually looks surprised by this.  Is he that fucking stupid?  What, did he think she was going to pat him on the head and tell him how smart and handsome he is?

I’m sure he’ll issue an apology after receiving a message from Jesus ...

I thought it was supposed to be one of God’s vacation homes.

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

I always throw some cash at lootboxes during events. I play a lot of OW, and it has saved me hundreds and hundreds of dollars on new games, so I don’t mind kicking some of that back.

This is a constructive and solid take. 

Agreed. As the article said, jokes on them, faking decency results in decent actions which is a win for everyone else.

Losing the ability to check teammates’ creds wasn’t something I was looking forward to.

He’s retiring on July 31st. More than enough time for Trump and the Senate to fuck us over but good prior to the mid-terms

Dude seriously couldn’t have waited another 6 months? I mean it’s not a given that we’ll be in a stronger position in the next Congress, but we’re in no position to have any effect on Trump’s choice now. He’ll be nominated and confirmed by November, if not by August.

Over the years he went to the left sometimes when it mattered the most. He was the key vote for same-sex marriage and abortion access.