I hear you re other teams, but the north teams play this gutless bag of shit twice per year every year. Amazing he can still walk.

My dad was gay, so this was never a problem for me. He always advocated for my fashion.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe "shank" is actually a verb, whereas "shiv" is the noun. As in: "Why, I say! I believe that hoodlum just shanked me in the eye socket with a Ken Doll shiv!"

I have no faith that even if a viable vaccination were produced that it would be accepted by the FDA or ever marketed in America. Stanley Glick, PhD., M.D. has done multiple studies on ibocaine for its ability to aid in opiate addictions, but he been painted as a quack in America.

But if you own the patent for the vaccine, you get money. (And you get fame, which leads to more money.) When other people sell expensive drugs, you do not get money. Give us credit for Capitalism 101 at least...

Glad to see David Lee Roth met her at the finish line.

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

Or possibly the greatest letter to the Make A Wish Foundation ever.

man if this guy's name ever got out he'd be getting as much shit as a toilet paper roll too.

I keep it old school. The moment my 10 year old says she's bored, she does chores. Parenting is fun.

Yeah he sucker punched both. Total bitch move.

Is it me or is that middle finger unusually long? I'm feeling extra violated.

I think more women should place photographs and paintings inside their vaginas like this. It would be nice, because I could admire fine art while I'm going down on her.

So, the Aggies will ban him for longer, right?

I have a dream that I will some day talk about hockey with a black guy who works in IT.

Why am I not surprised that the magazine couldn't gather a quote from Randy Moss?

Well, it looks like it said "Please DON'T masturbate in the showers" but someone put blue tape over the "don't" part. Either way, I find it amusing.

Maybe they're shocked because you're putting too much emphasis on the preseason, not because you're a woman. ;-)

Did you guys know that there is an Official Dolly Parton Tumblr? Now you do.