Hold the phone- A-Rod's punishment is more severe because he interfered with the investigation by:

Agree. I also don't think he melted down. He was surprised by a gotcha moment and stammered his way to saying "if you are willing to sit here while I read it", followed by assurances that they will be forthcoming if MLB is really waiving the clause.

The last time I saw teeth like hers, Sigourney Weaver was shooting a flamethrower at them.

I don't know what A-Rod's problem is. He's certainly got enough money to afford a good lawyer.

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A-ROD CHEATS THE GAME AND ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS A MISPELLED SIGN. YOUR SUCH IDIOTS.

Louis CK is a real prick

Wouldn't be the first time long balls got someone injured.

"Jared walked out with his hands up, the cops shined a flashlight on his face and it was dripping with blood. I could hear their dog crying and that's when I knew she was really dead."

Biogenesis documents showing the names of three previously unidentified players were leaked to Yahoo Sports earlier this year by Alex Rodriguez's "inner circle."

It's really hard to distance Kutcher from Kutcher. Maybe it gets easier over two hours, but in the commercial it gave off the feeling that Kutcher "diving into the role" just meant putting on a costume and saying "I'm Steve Jobs" in that goofy, "even when I'm serious I still sound sarcastic or stupid" tone.

Girl in the back of this picture: For some reason I just can't meet any guys. I am so horny. Oh look it this place it's just filled with guys, maybe here someone will finally take interest in me.

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

Thank God I was wearing my new Lapdance Shorts!

Brady stayed down for a bit before returning to practice, but after a few more reps, consulted with the Patriots medical staff and walked off gingerly. GINGERLY!

The funniest thing about this exchange is part with grown men playing kickball.

At least the members of the team had the good sense to name themselves the Pandas, because from what I'm reading here, it's pretty obvious that the odds are quite long against any of them reproducing.

This is all I can see.

I'm surprised anyone at Gawker wrote a negative review about the movie since the site has been advertising it like crazy. Actually, I figured that's the only reason Lindy's review is this positive.