With great humility I write here today to ensure all who are reading this that I am not a racist and I have never been.

DS3s are still cheaper to throw than DS1s. Throwing a non-cordless controller has a tendency to send the whole system flying.

That... works for me. They sense someone survived the blast and fetch him to find out why he isn't dead. It fits.

To the best of my knowledge, the carbonite freezing chamber on cloud city was there as a part of their gas mining operation. They wouldn't have or need one on an imperial base.

I honestly don't know whether force lightning would work or not, but even if it did it would only take him down. It wouldn't keep him down. Palpatine would have to devote himself to perpetual guard duty so he could zap him again if he tried to get loose. Keeping him prisoner would be next to impossible.

It's an assumption. The title crawl says "in a galaxy far, far away", not "in a galaxy so far away Superman couldn't get there without mechanical assistance".

Assuming your assumption is correct and the SW galaxy is too far for him to get there without a ship, flying in a ship would allow him to retain more of his powers for longer and that same distance would make it highly unlikely that any kryptonite was just laying around. How far can the shattered remains of a planet…

How would that work, exactly? Force choke a guy who flies around in space seemingly without the need to breathe? Slam him around hard enough to hurt him without destroying your ship, despite the fact that he gets punched through skyscrapers fairly regularly without much harm? Use the mind trick that doesn't work on…

They have paintballs full of pepper spray. Just saying.

Hmmm. It's almost like Hank Venture really is the Bat. That must mean Dean is Alfred.

The beginning is kinda bullshit, too. How the hell did they capture Superman?

And really, is it fair for Bret to not have to drop it in ALL of Canada? Canada is a big country, and Bret is a hero there, I get it. But no American wrestler could say "I'll drop it anywhere but in the United States".

When I was around seven or eight it was discovered that I loved both beer and brussel sprouts. Everyone is different.

Surely, this is the better comparison...

The word relevant is in irrelevant. What's your point?

You can also be unpopular and have an impact on mainstream culture. Which is why saying something is irrelevant because it is unpopular is false, even given your meaning.

Yes. You mean popular. Not relevant.

Those are facts. None of which speak to relevance because relevance is an opinion. Things are either relevant to you, or they are not relevant to you.

To quote myself, "I couldn't care less about newspapers." My point is that your opinion isn't fact. It might become fact in the future, but it is an opinion today.

Dying isn't dead.