"He probably felt like he was going in circles over and over. "

You are wrong, Wert. It's not a minivan. It's even worse. The Nissan NV200 is a light commercial vehicle. In Europe, that thing's a competitor of the Ford Transit Connect, the Citroen Berlingo and the Fiat Doblo. The worst car possible to make a taxi of.

Well, at least Danica will vacate a place in Indycar for more talented Brazilians and Japanese. Or maybe Simona De Silvestro.

Or Matra, just because we need more France?

How about Aro, the romanian Land Rover?

Did somebody say "I support the guy who helped promote the F1 career of the schmuck that almost got Johnny Herbert killed"? Cuz that's what I'm hearing...

What the F... stands for what What The Fail. And it isn't a question.

Ooohhh! South African power. I approve. Wasn't there a limited edition XR8 as well?

Time to chime in with the forgotten European performance packagings.

Superstars is what NASCAR oughta be. Production (stock) sedans with V8 engines. The pink Mercedes is driven by Michela Cerruti, a much better driver than those wastes of space they have in the DTM (Susie Stoddart and Rahel Frey, I'm lookin' at ya). Ex-F1 star Johnny Herbert drives another Merc, ex-F1 star Gianni…

Either that, or Woll Smoth becomes Joponese.

Oh, you want actual stock-based cars with V8 engines?

"Justin Bieber is so serious"

So that's what a 1993 stock car that was actually stock would look like

Silence, infidel!

And to think pace cars in Europe are called "safety cars." But then again, I guess the driver was feeling pretty safe inside that Audi.

Portuguese market Opel Astra 1.4 GT (I imagine GT counts as Sport, right?)

A 10-lap WTCC race in the Ring would last about an hour or so. WTCC races usually go on for about 20-25 minutes.