Life would be good if Tata owned Hummer. It would be just like HUkunaMMER TATA.

I swear, every day Jalopnik becomes a little more like 4chan.

No MUDKIPZ plate?

If I could afford a new car right now, it would be this one.

@TechnoDestructo:

WTF?

I'm thinking about opening an aftermarket shop, making custom nosejobs to turn NuCamaros into Firebirds/Trans-Ams and G8 STs into El Caminos.

@TechnoDestructo: No, Kia doesn't. Their truck is the Bongo (snicker) and it's based in a light commercial vehicle van design. Compare it to a slightly smaller Isuzu Elf.

C-segment? It'll probably be the Kia cee'd or the Hyundai i30. You're already getting the i30 CW as the "Elantra" Touring Wagon anyway.

Russian Bears entered three Accords in a few WTCC rounds last year. 6 to 10 seconds off the pace, depending on how (un)talented the driver was.

@skyln95: Considering that about 75% of the cars at the time were Kurtis Kraft chassis and nearly everyone had an Offy engine, I'd say an identical grid is nothing new.

"We wanted a cheap and toss-able blue oval hatch"

The owner wanted to stand out where? Because that thing can't go anywhere, it won't be able to move forward after hitting the first roadbump.

She doesn't have half the talent Danica does... but damn it, neither does Milka Duno, and they're both hotter than Danica.

@Piloter: You might be chanelling more Britishness than a simple MI6 reference. Besides France, the 405 was also assembled at the old Sunbeam/Rootes Group/Chrysler Europe factory in Coventry. The Chrysler Europe ref even gives it more PCH status, I believe.

Needs the Cupra versions. I'm betting will see twin-charger goodness soon enough, perhaps for the Paris Motor Show. And the new 1.6 TDI.

Just sayin' sorry don't cut it, Max.

You should mention Richard Lloyd (former Group C driver and owner of extinct team GTI Engineering/Richard Lloyd Racing and current team Apex Motorsport, who engineered the Jaguar XKR GT3) was another of the deceased passengers.

No more Hako. Kill it with fire.

Wasn't Fiddy feuding with Jay-Z? If that's the case I'll vote for Pontiac Shawn. Get it? Pontiac Shawn? Ponti Action?