I was actually planning on checking out this show until I saw that she (and Thicke) were judges. Not happening! And I love Ken Jeong and Nick Cannon will always be such an adorably strange cutie to me, but I can’t! Which is to say, I hope Rich recaps this every week.

I can’t tell if the existence of Fox’s new singing competition The Masked Singeris proof that we are losing our minds collectively

What in the blue fuck is Jenny McCarthy doing there? And why would anyone in their right mind give attention to anything she’s a part of?

I saw the commercials where the judges guess who the masked singer is, like “Are you Kesha,” “Martha Stewart?” and I was like there is no way in hell any celebrities who have been in anything in the past 10 years will be on this show. 

I saw the commercials and the over the top reactions and fully expected all of the celebrities to be C-listers at best or no-listers. Antonio Brown of the Steelers??? I won’t watch but I suspect the final reveal will be Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell.

Yikes. These aren’t even jokes. They’re greyed-out comments.

This is just lazy shock comedy. You could probably do a really good set about how kids are these days without immediately jumping to “fuck trans kids am I right?”.

Mostly my husband and I got money, which was put towards paying down the principal on our house. Some money I’ve been using to acquire the right tools to do a proper clean-and-repaint job on those old toolboxes (now if only it weren’t colder than recommended for such work). My husband got much candy (and some money…

Ooooh early! So haven’t posted in SNS in a while. So kind of the re-kindling of “Tell me something gooooooooood! Tell me that you like it!!!”

Emily yay for the early SNL! How was everyone’s holidays? I got a ton of gifts and gave some really great gifts (the better part IMO) and got through two days with my family of narcissists and flying monkeys! My best gift given to me: a gift card for cryotherapy, where you get in the tank that’s about three hundred…

Oh my love, I’m so sorry. The loss of a pet is heartbreaking. I’m not from the USA so don’t know how to signpost you to help for everything. I have been in a similar position financially and was homeless so I understand how stressful it all is. I still struggle for money but thankfully our benefit system is better.…

Do you also work at home and make $3,257 a day!?

If you leave the toilet seat up when you flush you coat everything in that room with a fine spray of toilet water, pee and fecal matter.

What the fuck is it with these people? (That just came out as a rhetorical; I think I know what the fuck is wrong with them.) So, yeah, the barter suggestion is some pretty rich shit on its own. But that Tweet at the end...

Small spaces, I’m a klutz... plus, one towel rack is directly over the toilet.  It slipped off the rack and straight into the bowl.  There’s not enough bleach in the world to wash a bath towel that’s been there.

Some of The Rock’s pay comes from his social media following, which allows him to promote his projects (for better or worse). He has 126million Instagram followers vs Emily Blunts 0 followers on Instagram (she has no official account). She has 4,300 twitter followers vs The Rock’s 13.1million followers. Not arguing…

He gets paid more than everyone in every movie he makes. This just makes it look like the writer doesn’t understand the economics of fame. 

Yes. I also liked the Quiet Place a lot. But Emily Blunt was not the main draw. The Quiet Place performed so well because it was a great movie.

This is absurd. As much as I’m all about closing the Gender pay gap, the Rock is the biggest box office star of the day. And Emily Blunt, well she’s the chick who was kinda good in the Devil Wears Prada and the person who maybe ruins Mary Poppins for me. People flock to films for the Rock. Maybe Emily Blunt will…

I can’t speak for anyone else, because it’s so frequently done there must be a million reasons to do it, but for me it’s really just a great way to while away the hours. It also helped me practice for my knot-tying merit badge in Webelos.