I’m okay with this so long as his future obit is written as “Clint Eastwood, mortal enemy of empty chair, dies at X”

I guess their idea of romantic is posing as the creepy twins from The Shining.

Your husband sounds like what dudes say when they're protesting too much. Or when they're in high school. 

*Chandler voice* Could they BE standing any further apart from each other while still holding hands?

I loved Cybil for Christine Baranski (I need a Maryanne in my life) and watched every episode (despite Alicia Witt’s annoying teen presence). When it was cancelled, the rumors said it was Shepherd’s erratic behavior (including being jealous of Baranski getting the biggest laughs) the ended things. Given what we’ve…

How about Kevin Hart?

That’s Jamestown for you. It reminds me of the great Lucille Ball statue mistake of 2009.

I wouldn’t consider my ideas or opinions on feminism, current events, or history to be small talk. Indeed, get me started on Tudor period politics and I’ll end up sitting you down with a powerpoint presentation and asking for an essay. Star Wars, cartoons, and video games are topics I can say a few words on and then…

Such great points, thanks for responding.

My sister had two miscarriages, unsuccessful in vitro, then just went on with her life. Her twin boys are 4 now.

I didn’t have recurrent miscarriage, but did have one and then a couple of years of “unexplained” infertility, several unsuccessful medicated cycles and an unsuccessful IUI before becoming pregnant again unexpectedly while waiting to begin our first IVF cycle. Ended up with a healthy baby (who is now a very energetic…

Been sleeping way too much at weird hours and/or playing point-and-click escape room games. I think the cold weather was getting to me a bit in the “why should I come out from under this comforter?” way. Also, I’ve been feeling pretty rotten for my husband, who has been going through merry hell with all the holiday…

Because hiding a book, that I looked for hours to find because I thought I’d lost my mind in misplacing it, instead of having a discussion about what in the book made me sad or my isolation and loneliness was clearly the best option to save me life. /s

If Ed had worn a tuxedo and Beyonce some streetwear, she would have been the bold empowered black chick who gives no fucks and he would have been the cringy tryhard. There’s no pleasing Jezebel, you know that.

I’d be all too happy to never see the pompous name ‘Timothée Chalamet’ again. Hollywood and his agent is trying HARD to make him a thing, and there’s just nothing attractive or interesting about his acting or character work. Just another skinny-necked white kid being pushed onto the “star” pedestal in spite of a near…

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…

I listen to music at the gym but if I need a little extra anger to push through on the elliptical there’s always Trump on CNN. I don’t even have to listen. Just his smug face does it. I can run forever.

Time to smack that freak-out button, Fox News! Ahh-ooo-gaah!!

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…