I got married at 25. I’m 43 now and it seems to have worked out okay (he’s still alive and we like each other quite a bit, still). But I was also doing a pretty good job of acting like an adult at that age. I had a job and an apartment and an evil cat. So while I still made some pretty bad decisions, overall I was…

I love this so much.  Bonus points for “banging heads on chandeliers.”

Just a reminder: the “Cool” Pope has never been cool on LGBTQ issues. He has made some nice sounds on LGB acceptance with no policy changes to back them up. He has actively denigrated trans folks, comparing them to nuclear weapons as affronts to his god’s plan.

I have a very eco-concious friend who’s mother in law organized a balloon release at their wedding ceremony, additionally, each balloon had one of those paper tags embedded with seeds attached (with plastic ribbon, of course), the whole idea being wild flowers would pop up wherever the balloon lands. Friend was…

The little curly one (Sophie). For like the first two years after I adopted her, she would forget that she knew how to jump up on the bed two or three times a week. She bit a hole in my sheets while I was sleeping, poked her head through, and got stuck. Twice. She spends most of her life trying to torment and annoy…

A giant meteor.

My dog will have you know he’s incredibly smart. WAY smarter than me, which is why it’s a travesty that I get to make the rules. He loves me like crazy, but he constantly despairs of my intelligence and inability to understand the way things should work.

Instead of a threesome, I'd rather just play that fun drinking game "the devil's triangle" everyone is talking about. I have to watch it, too much beer and I get gassy. I heard the kids call it boofing these days.

I’m trying really hard to believe that any of this matters. That the GOP, motivated by what The Atlantic points out is their commonality, newly rediscovered, that in inflicting cruelty on all others less fortunate, they fill the void in their voters that will ensure that they will always, no matter what the cost, have…

A man his age getting that buff that fast is using testosterone or another steroid program, in all likelihood illegal. I say, go to town.

Kanye’s the kind of sophomoric dunce who believes that clinging to a minority opinion makes you a free thinking revolutionary as opposed to overwhelmingly wrong. He thinks he’s friggin’ Copernicus, but Copernicus didn’t think he was too smart to need books.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

SNL has never had an Asian-American male on its cast but has used the same Asian crew member — production designer Akira Yoshimura — playing Sulu in various Star Trek sketches since 1976 and basically making a joke about how they don’t have a man of East Asian descent to play Sulu. That’s sums up how bad the situation…

Yeah, but the beauty of this plan is that if everybody already thinks they’ve cancelled Moviepass, they won’t try to use the service.  Free $10 a month from everybody that doesn’t line-item check their credit card statements.

It’s pretty amazingly ironic that someone CONVICTED of sexual assault and who acknowledges that he did indeed rape a child has the cajones to say that #metoo is hysterical. You’re the fucking poster of how this shit happens and even a conviction (and escape) doesn’t really affect a man’s career or ability to reoffend…

Sorry to see you go, even sorrier you had to go through that horrible thing at your former job. I know what you mean when you say that celebrity gossip feels so... shallow in these times. Yet Dirt Bag was the only thing I read within the last 30 hours that didn’t directly deal with Christine Blasey Ford. Sometimes you…

Ahem... you earlier today and days ago:

Yeah, I imagine she’s been estranged from her family. She spent her childhood telling everyone about this and nothing ever came of it.

Years ago I used to work at a children’s hospital that had a nutrition unit and I was talking to a mother who was born in Mexico before moving here. She said that where she grew up was a very poor neighborhood and they didn’t always have food for 3 meals a day. When they moved here fast food was so cheap, she over…

Fat people: INTERVIEW YOUR DOCTORS AND ASK ABOUT BIAS before you allow them to treat you. This advice saved my life and I pass it along anytime I get a chance. My first pregnancy ended in lengthy hospitalizations for me and my 33 wk premie due to my dr chalking all my symptoms up to my fatty-fatness. Going forward, I…