For real, I would break into the fanciest store in town and eat a cheese plate and like $30 marmalade

I had a cat that took me to the bus stop every morning and waited with me, he was the sweetest little guy and loved me unconditionally, my parents said he would still look for me after I left home for good. Loved that cat.

I wish my cat liked me a little less. I work from home and aside from the couple hours he sleeps (MAYBE) he needs my full attention at all times. I’ve gotten great at typing with one hand while I wave various cat toys for his entertainment in the other. Lately, he’s figured out that if he softly pats my face while I’m…

No laws huh? I would break into the zoo and hang out with penguins or something adorable and not likely to kill me. Red panda? I’d do some research before hand.

I don’t know if Pete loves me. I don’t think I even believe cats can love. But he associates me with food and warmth and safety and cuddles and things he likes, and he chooses to be near me because of that. If he comes and sits on my knee, or cuddles up next to me on the bed, or does head-boops, it’s for his…

We have two cats. Tiger loves me and spends every waking moment in my chair, waiting for my return so he can snuggle me. In my absence, he will deign to sit on my husband. He is a rescue who bounced out of two homes before he talked our German Shepherd into being his friend and getting him invited over to play. Even…

WAY too much space wasted on James Kennedy. I lasted 4 paragraphs. He’s just not an interesting person. Also, little character evaluation tip; if someone is a shit when they are drunk and nicer when they are sober..they are a shit for real, and just control it better when they happen to be sober. James is a shit, with…

All of us. Especially the 47% who never vote GOP. Yep. All of us. Math much?

I’m less concerned with these white and Hispanic kids (I don’t know what race any of them identify as), and more concerned with how white “liberal” adults are falling all over themselves to support these kids while remaining sheepishly silent when black kids fight for liberation. The white liberal adults are the ones…

...baiting, perhaps? When it’s a yield you need to be more ambitious or else you’ll never make it in that traffic.

well in defense... what the hell was the cop doing just sitting there? Waiting on an invitation?! I feel the road rage just watching that... GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Even worse, they don’t realize that it is a winning issue that would drive people to the polls.

Cut him some slack. That marble is cold.

“Did the Parkland activists yell? No. The first we saw of them were smart, impassioned speeches”

white santa.

Obligatory reminder of why NBC awarding this mediocre woman a $20M contract is such a travesty.

How else would J Edna Hoover have got arround?

Joop Cousteau and Carlos Danger were probably in the same fraternity.

They are more reasonable. I think the average child support payment in the US is less than $500 a month- that would take in high earners as well as minimum wage. I believe non-custodial parent is supposed to pay about 17% of their net income- which is not ridiculous. Regardless, the kids cost money that isn’t so…

I am divorced. I have four kids. I pay more than $28k a year and I’m not rich by any means.